We Sell Confusion

“I came from a family of religious people. My mother’s father was a bishop. My mother’s mother was a missionary. My father’s mother was a missionary. My father’s father… was a bootlegger.

I took after him didn’t I.”

The Little Bird

A little bird flew very far to a very distant land.

When it got there it found it was a cold, freezing land, and the bird froze to death.

A cow passed by and took a dump right on top of him.

The warm shit that fell on him melted the ice and he was resurrected.

Alive again, but still buried, he started chirping. A cat passed by and heard his cries and dug him out of the shit.

And then the cat ate the bird.